The polar vortex has drained your soul. You are a remnant of the fabulous feline you once were. The only thing now dragging your ass out of bed in the morning is the promise of Happy Hour in T-minus 10 hours. Be warned, however: crying into your cocktail won't catalyze climate change. But snapping up some winter white fashions may just save your soul.
The other day, a leggy and unidentified glamazon strut past me amidst helter-skelter snowfall in an ivory coat, bright white jeans, and cream ankle booties. This called for a well-deserved double-take: fashion's answer to the construction worker cat call. This girl had it and knew it. But she was on to something, alright: If it's snowing kittens and puppies, why not match the shade of snow for glamorous camouflage (glamouflague?!).
After every Manhattanite is now apparently moonlighting as a True Blood extra vamping it up in boring head-to-toe black, why not stand out in the crowd with virginal white.
This look is a clean slate so sprinkle in silver accents to ramp up the chic factor. These Tory Burch pseudo-pilgrim shoes are the bee's knees with white skinnies and this Kate Spade mirrored bag is the perfect little sling-along as you dash through the snow (on a one-horse open sleigh, of course - how else shall you dash on 6th Avenue!?). Throw on a navy boyfriend jacket or a pitch-perfect pink coat to keep somewhat warm amidst -400 degree Celsius.
Shop this Outfix:
Top by Zara
Jeans by H & M
Earrings by Bauble Bar
Bag by Kate Spade
Shoes by Tory Burch