Ok. Ok. So it's not really sweater weather seeing how it's cold as balls outside and you need the resilient fur of a fat squirrel to survive. But hear me out here!
Fashion magazines LOVE shoving sweaters down your throat in September at the first scent of a Pumpkin Spice Latte. But the time you actually want and need said sweater is right freakin' now. The temptation of curling up on a sofa, sipping hot chocolate wrapped in a cashmere crewneck sweater with Netflix streaming sounds more orgasm-inducing now as the winter trudges on than it did back in fall when you could leave your house without fearing hyperthermia.
So in honor of the pursuit of coziness, I rounded up my favorite sweaters below - many are on sale so shop them right this very second before some acne-prone pre-teenage troll finds them - you know how how good those trolls are at finding shit on sale! They always beat you to it ... but not this time! They don't want you to win. I do. Ok, enough with this Khaled bullshit, as uplifting as it may be. Here are sweaters!