GET YOUR ASS TO THE GYM

MONDAY, JANUARY 4th

What to Wear to the Gym, Part 1

Victoria's Secret Pink bra. Adidas by Stella McCartney leggings. Adidas sneakers. Bkr water bottle.

Hey, ladies! I know it's hard to put down that double-glazed, vanilla-frosted Krispy Kreme but since you wanted to work on your fitness this year as a core resolution, I need to tell you to put that MOTHERFUCKING DONUT DOWN!

Excuse my French but sometimes, you need tough love. Anyways, to help with your resolution, I already found all the best exercise gear under $130 for you to shop and digitally styled a high fashion Fendi fitness look last week (read: expensive af but worth it if you have a spare thousand dollars laying around).

Now to make it even easier, every Monday and Friday, I will be digitally styling fitness outfits for your gym excursions because function and fashion do go together. So the times you need the most inspiration to get your ass to the gym - the beginning of the week and the end - I will have a little dose of fitspo fashion for yah.

Let's face the facts here, you've worn that oversize, ratty, hole-bearing, stain-wielding grey t-shirt to the gym so many times even your fashion-aloof dude friends have taken notice. So it's time to shop for the clothes that make you actually want to go to the gym! Let's do this, ladies!

FRINGE AND FLORAL?

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 15th

WHAT TO WEAR TO HOLIDAY PARTIES

It's that time of year again. The one where you drink four too many cocktails and gain seventeen pounds in a week (don't worry - you'll lose it all in the new year, or so your New Years' resolutions promise). It's holiday season again! You already bought mommy those earrings she not-so-subtly hinted at and you're already furiously fielding through gaggles of group texts about New Year's Eve plans.

And while you love Christmas and the promise of an ugly sweater party - don't worry, I'll do a round-up of all the best ugly sweaters really soon! - your company holiday party is this week!

And because you ended up ferociously flirting with that intern followed-by a classless vomit session in the bathroom (you forgot what tequila does to your liver) at last year's holiday party, it's time to redeem yourself and let those SLAY bells ring. Your #goals: impress the boss and shut that minx of a secretary up (you know that secretary - she who hyena-cackles at her own jokes and has a different Forever21 faux-fur dress for each day of the week).

Every girl in the office will be wearing some type of sparkle with some form of cheap sweater so why not opt for a fashion-forward look that might have sprung joyously from the pages of Harper's Bazaar?

A festive fringe jacket (this one is Saint Laurent) coupled with a Hibiscus-print tiered dress (thank you for the fashionz Marc Jacobs!) is the bee's knees. The juxtaposition of fringe and florals makes this look sing with style! Pair with chocolate brown booties and a Christmas-colored bag and you're ready to knock the socks off of that snooty little secretary. Goodbye socks! Farewell Felicia!