HOW TO LOOK CLASSY AS F@$%

Your day was a bore, you've had zero fun. But throw on this Gucci, and go for a run... To the fanciest bar you find in your midst, swig some cocktails with friends, give bartenders a kiss. You look freakin' classy, even though you're broke, the price tag of this dress made you want to choke. But it's all worth it now, you feel like a queen, but then you wake up, it was all just a dream. You have no Gucci, no Edie Parker clutch, but you have pizza in the fridge, YESSS time to go munch. 

Dress by Gucci / Sandals by Alexandre Birman / Clutch by Edie Parker

HOW TO CHILL THE EFF OUT THIS WEEKEND

You've worked your ass off, now the weekend is here, go celebrate right now, drink barrels of beer. When Saturday comes, throw on something cozy - Adidas for the WIN, now go out and mosey. Head to brunch with backpack in tow, then maybe hit the gym, say hi to that bro. You're lazy af but this look is real tight, you're the Goldilocks of relaxation, this outfit's JUST RIGHT.

Top and Shorts by Adidas Originals / Bag by Adidas / Sneakers by Vans

HOW TO VAGUELY RESEMBLE MINNIE MOUSE AT A HANNUKAH PARTY

Fluffy black heels, Minnie Mouse's dress, this outfit is fun, no need to distress. The YSL clutch is cherry-picked just for you, wear this to Hannukah parties if you are a Jew. I am too, so maybe I shall, and at the party tell Aunt Bea 'go to hell.' We never did like B and she was always a hussy, this outfit is effortless, it will never look fussy. 

Dress by DVF / Clutch by Saint Laurent / Heels by River Island