Dear Santa, I know I've been a naughty little hussy, but I still think I deserve these 12 lust-worthy bags. At the end of the day, I really am a good person despite evidence proving the contrary. And I know I might have done some skunky stuff this year - flirting with the Papa John's delivery dude for extra dipping sauces - but I redeemed myself by doing God's work, including but not limited to allowing that construction catcaller to pinch my tuchas. So come down my chimney bearing these bags and we'll chat - I'll be wearing my red La Perla.

But reader, if this letter to Santa doesn't do the trick - my sexuality may not work here since he's endlessly devoted to that crusty old Mrs. Clause - perhaps it's time to hunt down a sugar daddy. Because when it comes to me and fashion - where there's a will, there's a way! And there's no shame to my game!

I'm going to take that financial investor dude up on his offer. And in honor of this beautiful union and him footing the bill, I wrote this glorious holiday jingle, which should be sung only by the likes of Céline Dion or Mariah Carey:

1. ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY SUGAR DADDY SENT TO ME: AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS FENDI.

2. ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY SUGAR DADDY SENT TO ME: 2 ANYA HINDMARCHS and an ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS FENDI.

3. ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY SUGAR DADDY SENT TO ME: 3 FRINGE BURBERRYS, 2 ANYA HINDMARCHS, AND AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS FENDI.

4. ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY SUGAR DADDY SENT TO ME: 4 TEAL CHLOÉS, 3 FRINGE BURBERRYS, 2 ANYA HINDMARCHS, AND AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS FENDI.

5. ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY SUGAR DADDY SENT TO ME: 5 FLORAL GUCCIS, 4 TEAL CHLOÉS, 3 FRINGE BURBERRYS, 2 ANYA HINDMARCHS, AND AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS FENDI.

6. ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY SUGAR DADDY SENT TO ME: 6 EDIE PARKERS, 5 FLORAL GUCCIS, 4 TEAL CHLOÉS, 3 FRINGE BURBERRYS, 2 ANYA HINDMARCHS, AND AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS FENDI.

7. ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY SUGAR DADDY SENT TO ME: 7 POLAR KATE SPADES, 6 EDIE PARKERS, 5 FLORAL GUCCIS, 4 TEAL CHLOÉS, 3 FRINGE BURBERRYS, 2 ANYA HINDMARCHS, AND AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS FENDI.

8. ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY SUGAR DADDY SENT TO ME: 8 LEOPARD TORYS, 7 POLAR KATE SPADES, 6 EDIE PARKERS, 5 FLORAL GUCCIS, 4 TEAL CHLOÉS, 3 FRINGE BURBERRYS, 2 ANYA HINDMARCHS, AND AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS FENDI.

9. ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY SUGAR DADDY SENT TO ME: 9 MIU MIUS, 8 LEOPARD TORYS, 7 POLAR KATE SPADES, 6 EDIE PARKERS, 5 FLORAL GUCCIS, 4 TEAL CHLOÉS, 3 FRINGE BURBERRYS, 2 ANYA HINDMARCHS, AND AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS FENDI.

10. ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY SUGAR DADDY SENT TO ME: 10 VALENTINOS, 9 MIU MIUS, 8 LEOPARD TORYS, 7 POLAR KATE SPADES, 6 EDIE PARKERS, 5 FLORAL GUCCIS, 4 TEAL CHLOÉS, 3 FRINGE BURBERRYS, 2 ANYA HINDMARCHS, AND AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS FENDI.

11. ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY SUGAR DADDY SENT TO ME: 11 SAINT LAURENT-YS, 10 VALENTINOS, 9 MIU MIUS, 8 LEOPARD TORYS, 7 POLAR KATE SPADES, 6 EDIE PARKERS, 5 FLORAL GUCCIS, 4 TEAL CHLOÉS, 3 FRINGE BURBERRYS, 2 ANYA HINDMARCHS, AND AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS FENDI.

12. ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY SUGAR DADDY SENT TO ME: 12 PEACHY PRADAS, 11 SAINT LAURENT-YS, 10 VALENTINOS, 9 MIU MIUS, 8 LEOPARD TORYS, 7 POLAR KATE SPADES, 6 EDIE PARKERS, 5 FLORAL GUCCIS, 4 TEAL CHLOÉS, 3 FRINGE BURBERRYS, 2 ANYA HINDMARCHS, AND AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS FENDI.

Let's just blame it on Gossip Girl. Since that snooty chick started stalking the pretty princesses of the Upper East Side detailing their trials and tribulations, we have grown into a generation twith no qualms with stalking. We can then place blame for this cyber-stalking phenomenon on Instagram and social media as a whole. We follow people and shamelessly stalk their lives. We've all become voyeurs finding an almost-erotic pleasure in observing people's daily rituals, outstanding outfits, and toned bodies and we've come to identify them as #goals. We want to be them. We want to look like them. We want to learn how the f@$% they get that contour.

And while this could be a cause for concern I'll likely explore later in my RAMBLINGS sector, I'm thankful that it has become not only socially acceptable but celebrated for us to stalk. How else would we find outfit inspo for the chilly temps ahead that might freeze the tits off (let's not forget that excruciating Polar Vortex that vaguely resembled a death trap from Saw III)? These street style stars in the slideshow below serve up MAJOR style inspiration that reminds you getting dressed should be fun, even when it's as cold as 12 igloos outside. Looking cute in winter is no easy feat - but these fashionistas prove that you can look stylish and not catch hyperthermia.

Anna Dello Russo in Prada, via Tommy Ton.

Annie Georgia Greenburg, via Diego Zuka.

Anja Rubik, via Tommy Ton.

Natalie Joos, via Diego Zuko.

Suzy Bubble, via StyleBubble.

Christene Barberich, via R29.

Pair a leather jacket with super skinnies and a dope hat. Via Harper's Bazaar.

Anja Rubik, via Tommy Ton.

Schoolgirlish charm, via Instagram @lizzzuy

Man Repeller's Leandra Medine in a Miu Miu coat and Valentino boots, via Harper's Bazaar.

Standout accessories like a Fendi bag and lucite-heeled Dior booties make any outfit soar like a mofuckin' eagle, via Diego Zuka.

Margaret Zhang, via Harper's Bazaar.

Nicole Warne in a Mulberry coat, via Gary Pepper Girl

Beautiful stranger in a Mr. and Mrs. Italy jacket, via Style du Monde.

A peach topper, matching accessories and winter white jeans are the preppy way to approach the chilly weather. Found on Pinterest.

Nicole Warne in a vintage coat and Miu Miu bag, via Gary Pepper Girl.

Overalls, fur, geeky glasses and a red Chanel bag? YES PLEASE. Via Harper's Bazaar.

Shearling moto jacket, white button-down and dove grey jumpsuit look impeccable. And her hair is super cool. Via Refinery29.

Tamu McPherson in a Valentino jacket, via Tommy Ton.

Chiara Ferragni, in a Mr. and Mrs. Italy jacket, via Tommy Ton.

Man Repeller's Claire, via Man Repeller.

Natalie Joos, in a Mr. and Mrs. Italy jacket, via Harper's Bazaar.

Nicole Warne in an Altuzarra coat, via Gary Pepper Girl

Rachael Wang via Style du Monde.

Natasha Goldenberg in a Burberry Prorsum coat, via Style du Monde.

Beautiful stranger via Style du Monde.

Chic yet cozy layering, via Tommy Ton.

The literal manifestation of a cloud, via Harper's Bazaar.

This girl nails the whole bandana-as-the-coolest-freakin'-accessory-ever-trend. It's giving me Penny Lane vibes. Via Instagram @Elina_Halimi

Nicole Warne in Altuzarra, via Gary Pepper Girl.

And in case you're looking for a great new coat to invest in, here are 6 options that are dancing around my head like sugar plum fairies.

12 Days of Christmas, 12 Bags to Buy Me