We thank Santa Clause year after year for his present-bestowing but his wifey gets the short end of the stick. We can chalk it up to the misogynistic world in which we live that a fucking reindeer with a red nose gets more attention than the chick who holds down Mr. Clause on the 364 nights that are NOT Christmas.

So in honor of Mrs. Clause and her undying love to that generous hubby of hers, I want to send gifts down her chimney. Here are 8 Christmas-colored shoes she deserves after years of being a boss ass bitch: