GET YOUR ASS TO THE GYM

MONDAY, JANUARY 4th

What to Wear to the Gym, Part 1

Victoria's Secret Pink bra. Adidas by Stella McCartney leggings. Adidas sneakers. Bkr water bottle.

Hey, ladies! I know it's hard to put down that double-glazed, vanilla-frosted Krispy Kreme but since you wanted to work on your fitness this year as a core resolution, I need to tell you to put that MOTHERFUCKING DONUT DOWN!

Excuse my French but sometimes, you need tough love. Anyways, to help with your resolution, I already found all the best exercise gear under $130 for you to shop and digitally styled a high fashion Fendi fitness look last week (read: expensive af but worth it if you have a spare thousand dollars laying around).

Now to make it even easier, every Monday and Friday, I will be digitally styling fitness outfits for your gym excursions because function and fashion do go together. So the times you need the most inspiration to get your ass to the gym - the beginning of the week and the end - I will have a little dose of fitspo fashion for yah.

Let's face the facts here, you've worn that oversize, ratty, hole-bearing, stain-wielding grey t-shirt to the gym so many times even your fashion-aloof dude friends have taken notice. So it's time to shop for the clothes that make you actually want to go to the gym! Let's do this, ladies!

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TUESDAY, DECEMBER 29th

Fendi jacket. Bkr water bottle. Fendi leggings. Nike sneakers.

It's that time of year again where you shit your pants writing New Year's Resolutions. I know one item on everyone's #goals list for 2016: get fit or die tryin.'

But first, let me remind you that you and your body are beautiful. We become so bombarded by the pretty young things on the runways (here's lookin' at you, Gigi and Kendall!), the tan and toned fitness chicks on Instagram hawking some type of detox tea at you, and the girl next door who suddenly has Candace Swanepoel's abs and Kim Kardashian's ass.

You see all these images of 'perfection' that you forget how fucking awesome you are. So what if you resemble a beluga whale after eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's? You're living life.

But fitness really is a fantastic journey. Don't say "I want to lose 15 pounds in 30 days." Don't head to Juice Press and stock up for hibernation. Don't cut out carbs completely. Think of this as long-term. Not short-term.

Find a fitness class you love (SoulCycle and Barry's Bootcamp are dope!) Find a friend who shares your fitness goals and work out (and gossip about bitchy coworkers) with them. Walk instead of taking the train. But most importantly, have fun doing it. Don't beat yourself up for not losing weight fast enough or eating that third slice of pizza. If you have fun while working on your fitness, you'll be an unstoppable force of hotness.

And because I'm here to tell you what to wear, I found the most fashion-forward Fendi (sorry, I'm really feelin' Fendi these days - see below!) sport look. Throw on your fave kicks (I live for Nikes!) and grab a Vogue-approved Bkr water bottle. Cute workout clothes will make you want to go to the gym! YOU BETTA WORK, BITCH (sidenote: really great song for the treadmill)!