JANUARY 1, 2016

New year, new you! Or at least time to step it up and become the boss ass chick you were meant to be! And what better way to do that then wearing a dress that screams with confidence!

I'm head-over-Louboutins obsessed with Gucci's metallic technicolor designs this season. This dress paraded down the Resort 2016 collection and from the moment I saw it, my heart fell out of my butt. That Alessandro dude is giving me way 2 much life with what he's doing at Gucci.

The rainbow stripe top is everything (check out yesterday's post!) but this dress really is what dreams are made of. And while the dress may be a fantasy, the price tag is a nightmare ($2,600!) so I found a few options just as fun as the Gucci - preppy here, hipster there, and skanky over here.

Even if you usually stick to a monochromatic palette, when designers send not one, two, nor three colors down the runway but 7 at once in a cluster-fuck of ROYGBIV, it's time to resolve to wear the rainbow and not just taste it!

And wearing the rainbow isn't as tricky as you'd think: pair it with metallic shoes, loudly matching bags, and colorful aviators (I'd suggest pink or blue)! But most importantly, smile and have a ton of fun! Bad moods and the colors of the rainbow do not work well together! Happy new year, ladies!

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 29th

Fendi jacket. Bkr water bottle. Fendi leggings. Nike sneakers.

It's that time of year again where you shit your pants writing New Year's Resolutions. I know one item on everyone's #goals list for 2016: get fit or die tryin.'

But first, let me remind you that you and your body are beautiful. We become so bombarded by the pretty young things on the runways (here's lookin' at you, Gigi and Kendall!), the tan and toned fitness chicks on Instagram hawking some type of detox tea at you, and the girl next door who suddenly has Candace Swanepoel's abs and Kim Kardashian's ass.

You see all these images of 'perfection' that you forget how fucking awesome you are. So what if you resemble a beluga whale after eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's? You're living life.

But fitness really is a fantastic journey. Don't say "I want to lose 15 pounds in 30 days." Don't head to Juice Press and stock up for hibernation. Don't cut out carbs completely. Think of this as long-term. Not short-term.

Find a fitness class you love (SoulCycle and Barry's Bootcamp are dope!) Find a friend who shares your fitness goals and work out (and gossip about bitchy coworkers) with them. Walk instead of taking the train. But most importantly, have fun doing it. Don't beat yourself up for not losing weight fast enough or eating that third slice of pizza. If you have fun while working on your fitness, you'll be an unstoppable force of hotness.

And because I'm here to tell you what to wear, I found the most fashion-forward Fendi (sorry, I'm really feelin' Fendi these days - see below!) sport look. Throw on your fave kicks (I live for Nikes!) and grab a Vogue-approved Bkr water bottle. Cute workout clothes will make you want to go to the gym! YOU BETTA WORK, BITCH (sidenote: really great song for the treadmill)!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

JANUARY 1, 2016

Fitness #Goals

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 29th