Denim on Denim (on Denim)

According to Urban Dictionary, also known as the intellectual Zeitgeist for millenials across America, racks on racks on racks means "being rich as f@#$, ballin' outta control." This look has next to nothing to do with racks on racks on racks but hey, it's Denim on Denim so let's pretend for the purposes of being a bit more spicy this Monday morning, that it does. Anywhoo, now that denim is the most undisputed and timeless staple you will have in your closet (think of how long you've been wearing jeans? Your entire life, except that string of Bar and Bat Mitzvahs you attended in your first ill-fitting dress?! Thought so!). Now, the new wave of wearing denim is a modern take on the Canadian tuxedo - pairing denim in the same indigo shade and clipping on some Chanel-bling. Why? Because Rihanna and Beyonce freakin' say so. And no shade to the Queen Bey, but Riri did wear this nifty little look first so I'm showing you how to steal her style below with 1000s of Rihanna's wearing denim on denim (okay, it's 12 Rihanna's).

Steal these lovely ladies style with this Outfix and shop the below:

Top by J. Crew, $78  /  Skirt by Zara, $60  /  Vintage Brooch by Chanel, Ebay (selection between $50 to $300)  /  Bag by Stella McCartney, $960  /  Lipstick by MAC Cosmetics, $18  /  Shoes by Nina Originals, $79

Disney Princess Shit

Your name may not be Cinderella but what the hell should stop you from your First Amendment rights. You know those rights: Thou shalt dress as a Disney Princess whenever thou feelest the urgest to. Alright, I get it. That’s not the First Amendment. But hey, in a perfect world, it would be. A margarita-fueled evening last night à ludicrous conversation with my friend Cara – ok: not that Cara - that life would be ten times better if chicks dressed up in pink, frothy, and ridiculously-impractical dresses. Think of the hilarity. A peach Oscar de la Renta satin ball gown while waiting in line for Chipotle. A lust-worthy bubble-gum pink and beguilingly-bejeweled Dior gown for a midday jaunt to Barnes & Nobles in Union Square to pick-up a copy of Meg Wolitzer’s The Interestings (who needs clickable Amazon purchases when you can be the belle of the ball at 2 p.m. with a simple strut over to good ole’ B&N?).

Alright, but back to reeeeeality. I get it. Disney Princess dressing is not in the stars for you for now. But that should not stop you from rocking the hell out of this micro-mini Alice & Olivia lace number. It’s a Disney Princess look if said princess came by way of the urine-odored, peasant-infested urban city streets (man, if only there were some movie that explored that irony!). Give Disney a run for the money with edgy elements mixed in to the lewk. An Edie Parker glitter-spackled clutch and ethereally-elegant Manolo heels with some kind of exploding silver swan shit at the toe will give you an outfit less Disney, more dope. Shop this Outfix below:

Dress by Alice & Olivia, $495   /   Clutch by Edie Parker, $1,095 (similar for under $100 here)  /  Shoes by Manolo Blahnik, $1,295 (similar for $70 here)