How Deep is Your Love!?

Happy Valentine's Day, chickadees! I hope you're wining and dining - whether it is Chinese takeout on your couch with cheap-ass Chateau Diana wine, or out and about all fancy-schmancy at Le Cirque with 30-dollar cocktails. You might be alone. You might be with someone. But remember - who the fuck cares? You're wearing this Christopher Kane swoon-worthy dress, a heart-speckled Edie Parker clutch, and dominatrix Dior boots that I drool for. Who needs a boo thang when you look damn good!?

Christopher Kane dress, $1,195  /  Edie Parker clutch, $1,295  /  Dior patent boots, price upon request at Dior boutiques nationwide

Anna Dello Russo, You're The Mama Goose, Yo!

Anna Dello Russo should be given a fucking medal. The girl gave you Balmain moments before the Kardashians could spell it, wore a $68,000 dress to walk her dog, and literally wore a hot tamale on her head. The fashion icon is the one I most look forward to spotting in the street style slideshows - usually rocking the hell out of a haute-off-the-runway look only she could pull off. In honor of the brazen beauty, here is an outfit I would dream of seeing her in. A lust-worthy Vetements disco-ball dress, Dior dominatrix booties, and a gothic floral clutch from Alexander McQueen could only be donned by Queen ADR!

Vetements dress, $12,950  /  Dior boots, price upon request at Dior boutiques nationwide  /  Alexander McQueen clutch, $2,613 (was $3,266)

High Fashion Hooker

Awards season is in full swing and tonight is the SAG Awards! Celebs are primping and pampering their cabooses for the big night and we can all expect the usual princess-fluffy-puff ball gowns.

How dope would it be though for Modern Family star Sarah Hyland to break the norm and kill the red carpet in patent Dior hooker boots and a retro-fied leather RED Valentino dress. I know it seems mofd M.T.V. than S.A.G. but it's 2016 and I'm tired of the Park Avenue princess look and more interested in the high-fashion hooker look. Anything goes, right?!

RED Valentino leather dress, $1,248 (was $2,495)  /  Dior boots, price available upon request at Dior boutiques.