How Deep is Your Love!?

Happy Valentine's Day, chickadees! I hope you're wining and dining - whether it is Chinese takeout on your couch with cheap-ass Chateau Diana wine, or out and about all fancy-schmancy at Le Cirque with 30-dollar cocktails. You might be alone. You might be with someone. But remember - who the fuck cares? You're wearing this Christopher Kane swoon-worthy dress, a heart-speckled Edie Parker clutch, and dominatrix Dior boots that I drool for. Who needs a boo thang when you look damn good!?

Christopher Kane dress, $1,195  /  Edie Parker clutch, $1,295  /  Dior patent boots, price upon request at Dior boutiques nationwide

Anna Dello Russo, You're The Mama Goose, Yo!

Anna Dello Russo should be given a fucking medal. The girl gave you Balmain moments before the Kardashians could spell it, wore a $68,000 dress to walk her dog, and literally wore a hot tamale on her head. The fashion icon is the one I most look forward to spotting in the street style slideshows - usually rocking the hell out of a haute-off-the-runway look only she could pull off. In honor of the brazen beauty, here is an outfit I would dream of seeing her in. A lust-worthy Vetements disco-ball dress, Dior dominatrix booties, and a gothic floral clutch from Alexander McQueen could only be donned by Queen ADR!

Vetements dress, $12,950  /  Dior boots, price upon request at Dior boutiques nationwide  /  Alexander McQueen clutch, $2,613 (was $3,266)

Virtual Vacation

My apologies for missing yesterday's outfit post but I got sidetracked by one too many mimosas at brunch - can you blame me!? 

But back to your regularly scheduled programming, this outfit is in honor of the 30 degree weather we've been having. I'm SO done with winter and dreaming of taking a vacation to some far-flung beach resort. But since we all probably can't pop on a plane for a whimsical vacation, let's take a virtual vacation to the Dominican Republic and imagine ourselves wearing this color-blocked Roksanda number.

Roksanda top, $358 (was $895)  /  Roksanda pant, $514 (was $1,285)  /  Edie Parker clutch, $1,695  /  Charlotte Olympia mules, $745