Anna Dello Russo, You're The Mama Goose, Yo!

Anna Dello Russo should be given a fucking medal. The girl gave you Balmain moments before the Kardashians could spell it, wore a $68,000 dress to walk her dog, and literally wore a hot tamale on her head. The fashion icon is the one I most look forward to spotting in the street style slideshows - usually rocking the hell out of a haute-off-the-runway look only she could pull off. In honor of the brazen beauty, here is an outfit I would dream of seeing her in. A lust-worthy Vetements disco-ball dress, Dior dominatrix booties, and a gothic floral clutch from Alexander McQueen could only be donned by Queen ADR!

Vetements dress, $12,950  /  Dior boots, price upon request at Dior boutiques nationwide  /  Alexander McQueen clutch, $2,613 (was $3,266)

Vetements for Fashion Week

The circus is back in town! I'm talking the Greatest Show on Earth - New York Fashion Week! What to wear? Buzzy brand Vetements! All the cool chicks have been collecting their coins to buy something from the painfully cool French label and Vetement's designer Demna Gvasalia is now also taking over the helm at Balenciaga! I love the way this biker jacket and jean pairs with dual-toned Tom Ford pumps and a cobalt Givenchy bag. This is the perfect adrenaline rush to a chilly week and sure to catch the eye of those street style snappers who stalk the preening Prada-clad peacocks!

Vetements jacket, $3,390  /  Vetements jeans, $1,395  /  Givenchy bag, $2,095  /  Tom Ford pump, $1,190

Instant Polish

The devilish debauchery of my cousin's college career is coming to a screeching halt. Among her many rational fears of entering the real world, the one that rings loudest is what the fuck to wear after spending the past 4 years lounging around in sweatpants and sorority-emblazoned apparel funneling beers with fratty fuccbois?

I told her to find the perfect blazer. This black Gucci jacket with white piping fits the bill in adding instant office-ready polish to any look (and there's plenty of blazers at Zara and Mango that do the same trick). She's looking to venture into graphic design - an industry where Working Girl suits would be way too stuffy. This outfit straddles the balance between professional and casual. Best part: it moves seamlessly from the cubicle to cocktails.

Gucci blazer, $2,200  /  Saint Laurent bag, $2,890  /  Alexander Wang jean, $275  /  Gucci shoe, $790