Monday Sucks!

We hold these truths to be self-evident: Mondays suck! Monday is the metaphorical equivalent of a fart bomb in a crowded elevator. And because you're getting out of that hell hole office of yours right about now, it's time to throw on your favorite hoodie, jeans and slip-ons. Nix your usual wine-fueled Netflix binge and head over to that quiet corner coffee shop you hold dear to your heart and crack open a book. I just finished Meg Wolitzer's 'The Interestings' and urge you to grab a copy - it's phenomenal!

Billionaire Girls Club hoodie, $160  /  Bliss and Mischief jeans, $220 (was $368)  /  Saint Laurent slip-ons, $357 (was $595) /  'The Interestings' book, $10

High Fashion Hooker

Awards season is in full swing and tonight is the SAG Awards! Celebs are primping and pampering their cabooses for the big night and we can all expect the usual princess-fluffy-puff ball gowns.

How dope would it be though for Modern Family star Sarah Hyland to break the norm and kill the red carpet in patent Dior hooker boots and a retro-fied leather RED Valentino dress. I know it seems mofd M.T.V. than S.A.G. but it's 2016 and I'm tired of the Park Avenue princess look and more interested in the high-fashion hooker look. Anything goes, right?!

RED Valentino leather dress, $1,248 (was $2,495)  /  Dior boots, price available upon request at Dior boutiques.

Rita + Tom

Following Rita Ora on Instagram is an unintentional undertaking rife with soul-crushing moments of insecurity. I mean how in the hell are you supposed to feel good about yourself when British Barbie is parading around the world wearing haute off the runway looks you could only daydream of. I mean, the girl could make a garbage bag look like some couture confection.

So when the stylish songstress arrived with Tom Ford at the Met Gala last year, my heart skipped not one but two beats. But when she rocked the red carpet with Mr. Ford for a second time at the British Fashion Awards, I died. Time of death: 9:53 PM.

Ford and Ora are a match made in heaven. Ford's iconic sex kitten designs for YSL and Gucci shaped the landscape for contemporary fashion. Ora's outlandish outfits are a fashion girls' dream come to life. It only makes sense Ford would cherry-pick Rita Ora as his muse.

So in honor of the dynamic duo, I would kill to see Rita rock this show-stopping velvet and satin Tom Ford gown with metallic Barbie-pink Gucci sandals and a striped Edie Parker clutch. And even though I love to showcase a look for less when picking looks that cost 3 month's rent, I couldn't find anything that came close to these jaw-dropping picks.

Tom Ford gown, $4,995 (was $9,990)  /  Edie Parker clutch, $1,195  /  Gucci sandals, $595

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